Monday, September 24, 2007

Universal Truth

There is a truth that cannot be debated, argued, or denied. And that is there is only one correct way for toilet paper to be dispensed. From the top of the roll so that the roll rotates from top to bottom.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

yarrp.

Anonymous said...

Narrp? You mean, from top to bottom, where the paper hangs facing outwards, away from the surface to which the dispenser is affixed.

Also, in a zero-gravity environment, like outer space, the paper might not even hang from top to bottom, anyway. It might not even "hang".

It appears that your universal truth may depend somewhat upon the perspective of your location relative to gravitational bodies, and perhaps also the nature of the surfaces to which said dispenser is affixed.

Tongue firmly planted in cheek,
-Nels